Weekly Update (Priceless) Ask Jamie and Jana ($0.02) Ben: Dictator or Cassanova? ($12) The Wailing Wall ($0.25) Picasso's Ear (500 Words) Does Your Opinion Matter? ($0.00) The Rant Page (3 for $0.99) Discoveries in Sociology ($3.47) Things We've Done To Humiliate Our Mothers ($1,000,000.00) Oyster Regurgitation (30 yen) Disco-Teque ($5 cover, $2 drinks) Fan Mail ($0.50) Fan Male [Boys Only] ($1.00) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

This was the first time Ben ever sang "In the Ghetto" to Jamie. Jana quickly moved on to chewing gum, tobacco products, and human limbs. Sometimes -- late at night -- Beth climbs the walls and pretends she's Spiderwoman. Beth just can't resist a booty like that. A face only a mother could love. (Hey, we're talking about the dog). Beyonce ain't got nutin' on Jamie and Cafrin. All work and no play make Molly go crazy. Jamie on her most thoughtful of days. Jamie doing her best Gilbert Gottfried impression. We see the bake but where's the shake, ladies?