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Hello. It appears that you have stumbled upon Jamie and Jana's small but brilliant corner of cyberspace. Gold star for you. (If you worked at Old Navy you'd get a blue star). To your left is a potpourri of items to click on, debate on, definitely not pee on, and certainly enjoy. Warning: content displayed on this page is not appropriate for those who do not have a brilliant, sophisticated sense of humor. This means that 95% of you aren't gonna get it. If you fall amongst the 5% of the blessed population, give youself a pat on the back, sit back, relax, and enjoy the illegal fireworks. Impotent Info Jamie and Jana (TM) are two girls whose names start with "J". The two met in fair Hokona Hall one sunny day in August of 2001. The rest is literary history. Jamie being the distincly "ghetto" part of this duo, and Jana being the distinctly "geeky" part, they have melded their tastes, musings, and aspirations into a frothy yet smooth latte of life's mishappenings. It's kind of like putting salsa on a cheeseburger.